Flower Power: Orchid G for both of you
by Ashlyn Chase

      Picture this. You and your lover are in the throes of passionate foreplay. "Honey," you utter breathlessly. "Can you reach the nightstand?"

     "Yes. What do you need?" he asks.

     "Give me the finger."

     No, you're not being rude. If you're anything like me, you nickname your favorite toys—and sometimes get the urge to add a particular plaything to intensify the pleasure.

     If so, you can't go wrong with the Orchid G, lovingly nicknamed, by me, "the finger." It's a G-spot stimulator resembling a light purple crooked finger and even comes with a handy guide. The Smart Girl's Guide to the G-spot.

     If he takes this as an insult to his prowess, be sure to tell him that the informative and entertaining little manual taught you how to find his G-spot too. Ah! Now, he's paying attention.

     What if he asks where it is? Do NOT tell him you'll be essentially giving him an invigorating prostate exam. Simply give him your best seductive smile and offer to show him. Have him kneel over your pillowed head and give him your oral best. While he's distracted in the most wonderful of ways, insert the Orchid-G one or two inches into his anus, aimed toward the front of his body. When he moans as if you've found a pleasant place inside, switch it on by turning the base. To increase the speed of the vibration, simply continue to twist.

     Be prepared for a staggeringly powerful climax followed by promises of lifelong devotion and dinner out once a week. Oh! And should you both want to use the Orchid-G, I suggest you go first.

Product Specs:
Length: 8 inches
Diameter: 1.375 inches
Materials: Hard plastic (phthalate content not specified)
Price $22
Purchase and more info: store.babeland.com/vibrators-g-spot/orchid-g